January 29, 2008
My New Favorite Drink
Caliban Darklock wrote this in the early evening:
Grab a big tall glass. Pour in a Spike shooter. Add six ounces of Jack Daniels. Drink rapidly.
Do not drink more than one. Even one is rather insane. You may very well suffer chest pains and heart palpitations. Read the entire label and all the instructions on the Spike shooter can before you even think of doing this. If you’re not going to do your research and be properly cautious, do us all a favor and use some sort of pussy drink like a SoBe energy or a Red Bull.
If you still want more liquor (and the way I drink, 6 ounces is just a light buzz), drink something else. A screwdriver is a good choice.
If you ask me, 8 oz. mixer + 6 oz. liquor is the winning ratio.
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