Forum Arguments

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the wee hours:

This happens to me all the time.

I register at some forum or other, and I ask an important question because - of all things - I would actually like to know the answer. Then I get told by someone else on the forum that the question is completely unacceptable, because if I want the answer to that question, I must be up to something inappropriate.

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Nigger!

Caliban Darklock wrote this around lunchtime:

Nigger, nigger, nigger!

Happy Birthday To Me

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the early morning:

As I turn 37, I log onto MSN to find that Saddam Hussein has been sentenced to die by the Iraqi courts.

Who could ask for anything more? Good fucking riddance, asshole! Three cheers for justice!

More on Number Two

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the late afternoon:

Conor James Darklock was born at 5:30 PM November 2nd, weighing 9 lb. 4 oz. and measuring 21.67″. He’s a real cutie, but I’m not going to bore anyone with my baby pictures.

Number Two

Caliban Darklock wrote this around lunchtime:

Conor James Darklock is being brought into the world via cesarean section at 1700 hours.

My wife wants his name to be Connor.

Which is just plain wrong. It’s an Irish name. It’s spelled Conor.

We’re still arguing about it. We’ll probably be arguing about it in the delivery room.

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