June 30, 2006
Flag Burning
Yeah, I know, I said I’d post about Rush Limbaugh’s Viagra. But then I lost interest. So I’m going to post about flag burning instead.
I think this problem is very easy to solve. We have people on the one side who want flag burners to be punished. We have people on the other side who want flag burners to be respected as making protected political speech. Let’s make both sides happy: you’re allowed to burn the flag, but the witnesses are allowed to punish you.
Specifically, let’s make the performance, assistance, or encouragement of flag burning grounds for justifiable homicide within one hour of the event.
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