More Impressions of Microsoft

Caliban Darklock wrote this terribly early in the morning:

I’ve said very little about my job at Microsoft. My last post doesn’t have anything to do with why.

The fact is, Microsoft is working me like hell. I have a boatload of stuff to do, and on top of that, I’ve got a boatload of new and interesting stuff to read. I was looking for information on an IE7 problem I was having, for example, and discovered entirely accidentally that - by virtue of being a Microsoft contractor - I had access to a bunch of internal development documents about IE7’s features.

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Confidentiality

Caliban Darklock wrote this terribly early in the morning:

I’m closing up on the end of my second full week at Microsoft, and yesterday I received word that a fellow contractor was fired for releasing confidential information.

Apparently, he was trying to be honest and open and helpful. He was telling people on a mobile devices forum how great a device in testing was, and how they all needed to get one, and what a wonderful job Microsoft’s testing department was doing with finding and fixing bugs. He even sent them pictures of the device in question, and told them just how minor and easily fixed the most recent bug reports were. What a nice guy.

Too bad he was violating confidentiality. Most people just plain don’t get it. What’s the big deal?, they say. It’s only a picture of a mobile device.

That’s as may be, it’s a picture of a mobile device from a specific company which is at a specific stage of development. See, when a device is in the early stages of development, it looks like a circuit board with cables plugged into it. It’s not until late in the development process that it starts to look like a real mobile device you can use, so when the picture looks like a final product, it very nearly is a final product. And if you understand your competition, you know how late in the cycle each company tends to start getting their products to look snazzy - even to the point of looking at the device and accurately predicting the release date to within a week or two.

What constantly eludes people about marketing is that doing and saying nothing is itself a marketing strategy. When a company decides to keep a new product quiet until it actually hits shelves, they’re planning a specific scenario. If you come out and start blabbing about whatever you want, you screw that up. So what did you cost that company? Well, you cost them the price of the marketing campaign itself, which is now ruined. You cost them whatever difference in sales results from your screwup of the campaign. And you also cost them all the time and effort they spent keeping everything secret. For a major mobile device, that can be a nine-digit question.

Regardless of your personal beliefs about what makes the best marketing campaign for the device, you’re not their marketing department. They didn’t hire you to market their device. Shut up and let the people they did hire do the job.

Especially when you have a confidentiality agreement that says you lose your job if you say the wrong thing. Just STFU about it. Nobody knows better than I do how annoying it is when everyone on some forum thinks you’re a loser and all you have to do is say “I know things”. What you have to remember is that nobody on that forum really cares what you know. If they don’t like you, they don’t like you. Go elsewhere.

Disorganisation

Caliban Darklock wrote this at around evening time:

Yesterday, I went to start my new job at Microsoft. I arrived just after 9:30 and informed the receptionist I had arrived and needed to be escorted into the building. I filled out my parking form, and went to wait. This began the most frustrating and annoying day I’ve had since leaving the defense industry.

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Classified Data Release

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the early morning:

Outside The Beltway wonders Can Presidents Leak Classified Information?… and I say yes.

Releasing the information does some damage to the war effort by giving it to our enemies as well as our friends. However, since the information is about a regime now removed from power, the current utility of the information is limited. The damage is probably minimal.

The purpose of the release is to justify having a war effort at all. The American public is clamoring for this. They are bitching and screaming and protesting all over the country about how the war was all based on a lie. This also damages the war effort.

The gamble here is whether the information will prevent more damage than it causes. Since I don’t think the information can cause damage except in the political arena, this looks like a pretty safe bet.

Best. Post. Ever.

Caliban Darklock wrote this around lunchtime:

I have never read a better analysis of where we are and where we are going.

Just read it.

HT: ESR.

[Edit: adjusted URL to point to correct letter, now that Dan's updated it.]

American Idol Reaction

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the wee hours:

Sorry, didn’t get around to posting my predictions before the results show. Busy busy busy.

Prior to seeing the show, I would have predicted a bottom three of Paris, Bucky, and Ace. However, once I saw it was country night, I knew three things.

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CSS Weirdness

Caliban Darklock wrote this in the wee hours:

IE7 does some weird things with CSS. Interestingly, however, it parses // comments as though they’re valid rules, which Mozilla doesn’t. So I added some tweaks to my CSS to make things look right in IE7, and commented them out so Firefox wouldn’t see them.

IE6 probably looks funky, but if you’re using that, you should really upgrade to IE7 beta 2 anyway. Trust me, it’s better.