"Are YOU Putting YOUR Business
In The Hands Of Monkeys?"
You Deserve Better...
Get The Highest Quality Content Writing Available:
Articles, Blog Posts, Ebooks, White Papers...
...And You Won't Pay A Dime Until
The Final Product Is In Your Hand!
Do you remember seeing that old saying that an infinite number
of monkeys, given an infinite amount of time, would eventually
produce the complete works of Shakespeare?
Is that how you're hiring your online content writers?
How frustrating is it to see things like this
from ALL your $10-an-article writers:
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Grammar and spelling below a third grade level
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Articles scraped from someone else's blog
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The same articles sold to multiple clients
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Six-year-old PLR content you've already seen
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Articles that don't even look like English
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Wouldn't it be amazing if you never saw those again?
Look, I understand your frustration. The single biggest problem
I have with my business is unreliable people.
Just like you, I've hired people who don't deliver. I've seen all
of the above and more.
I've been cheated and scammed so many times, every single time I
see someone else being cheated and scammed, I feel like it's
happening to me all over again.
It makes me angry as hell.
Let's face it, we are surrounded by a bunch of rank amateurs who
think anyone that can type words can be a writer. You've probably
hired a few of them.
But every time you hire a substandard writer, you don't just waste
your money - you waste your time. Time that you could be working on
your business. You shouldn't have to qualify every writer, then
study every article you receive just to be sure you aren't being
cheated.
Imagine yourself doing that every time you hire a writer. Is the
quality what you expect? Is it stolen from someone else's blog?
Has the same article been sold to other clients? Is it just cheap
PLR content?
Because if you want cheap PLR content, I have something like eight
gigs of it, and you can have it. No charge. I certainly wouldn't
put it anywhere that has my name on it. Would you like some?
I'll get a shovel.
Now I would like to help you experience the alternative. You don't
have to hire monkeys; you understand this, don't you? You can have
what you've dreamed, and what you really desire. Your content can be
different.
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Flawless spelling, grammar, and punctuation
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Provided to your express specifications
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Guaranteed unique, never to be offered again
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Guaranteed original research and copy
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Written by a college-educated native English speaker
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Don't miss out! You already know by now that writers like this are
in short supply. You may never even have seen one "in the wild." It
should go without saying that I am only one writer, and I can
only handle so many clients.
I am not a monkey
It stands to reason that if you delay much longer, I will pass out of
your reach - once my client roster is full, and I simply cannot write
any more than I already do, you will lose this opportunity. You are
already thinking about hiring me. I know you are feeling hesitant, as
we all feel when confronted by opportunity. You are probably already
planning to hire me later.
STOP and ask yourself what you will do when I am no longer available.
As each second passes, the moment I slip through your grasp forever
grows that much closer - that much more inevitable. And you will still
need someone to write your content, but you will of course be able to
get someone.
There are always plenty of monkeys.
If you hire enough of them, I suppose the infinite monkeys theory
might take hold...
or you could just hire a real writer in the first place.
Get The Content You Need Now
Hire me today to write your articles, your blog posts, your
ebooks, your special reports - whatever you need written.
All project quotes are to be paid on delivery.
Let me repeat that last part, since it's vaguely important:
Paid. On. Delivery.
You don't pay a dime until you have the final product in hand.
Whether it's your first time hiring me or the hundredth, I know
you will be so flat-out floored when you see my work, you will
race to pay for it - and you will order more.
Let's be honest here, mmkay? You have to hire a good writer, whatever
the cost. If you're picking your writers based on price, you're
getting what you deserve. You know as well as I do that a decent
article writer charges more than a quarter an article, and hiring
those people is like buying the 99 cent shrimp cocktail in Las Vegas.
Discount seafood in the desert. Yeah. I'd buy that for a dollar... not.
Hire Quality
You can already see that I'm higher quality than the monkeys out there.
What you are beginning to wonder is if your order will be delivered on
time. Here's what my first writing client on the Warrior Forum (PowerOfOne)
said about my work:
Yesterday I responded to a thread about article writers, and staying on
top of their game in the forum here, providing awesome service, etc.
Well, this guys just DID IT big time. He banged out all ten from yesterday
afternoon to this morning, top notch article, great writer. I'm impresssed.
He comes recommended if you're looking for articles.
See my article writing friends, if you work like that... you get free
publicity and business! That's why its always key to be 'bad arse' and
stay on top of your game.
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And here's my second client from the Warrior Forum (Vincent Sparreboom):
I just wanted to let you know that you nailed it; the report looks
impressive and very professional. I like the writing tone, how the
report is built and the turnaround time. You'll be hearing from me;
can't wait to see more of your work.
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Here's an additional testimonial from Vincent that he sent specifically
for this page:
Caliban responded well and quickly to a rather vaguely specified project.
He built up the understanding of the subject in no time and came up with
just the perfect approach for these projects. Working with Caliban is a
real pleasure. The quality of his work is first class, with just the right
mix of creativity and understanding of who he is writing for. I can highly
recommend his service.
Vincent Sparreboom
http://twitter.com/promedia
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Here's another from Steven Fullman:
Fantastic.
Caliban knows how to write, alright.
Anyone who wants 'proper', quality writing...look no further.
Thanks, dude.
Steve
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Here's one from Mohd Faid, when he didn't even have his article yet:
I'm not only amazed at how quick you did that outline! (how in the world...)
but coming up with such high quality; was just totally out of this world.
And yes, you may proceed with the outline. :-)
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And here's his reaction when he got it:
I'm very satisfied with the content.
Everytime I read it, I just love the flow and the way you structured it.
Very well done work.
Will publish it on my website in a few hours.
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I'm sure that by now, you can see that you will succeed only
when you hire writers like me. This is your business. It's where you
make your living. I respect that, and I will deliver the best damn work
I can do...
Every single time.
Now that you're ready to get started, contact me for a quote:
caliban AT darklock DOT com
You will never regret it.